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Sh*t My Dad Says - Justin Halpern
Sh*t My Dad Saysartwork Sh*t My Dad Says
Justin Halpern
Genre: Humor
Price: $10.99
Publish Date: May 4, 2010
Publisher: HarperCollins e-books
Seller: HarperCollins

After being dumped by his longtime girlfriend, twenty-eight-year-old Justin Halpern found himself living at home with his seventy-three-year-old dad. Sam Halpern, who is "like Socrates, but angrier, and with worse hair," has never minced words, and when Justin moved back home, he began to record all the ridiculous things his dad said to him: "That woman was sexy. . . . Out of your league? Son, let women figure out why they won't screw you. Don't do it for them." "Do people your age know how to comb their hair? It looks like two squirrels crawled on their heads and started f*****g." "The worst thing you can be is a liar. . . . Okay, fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but then number two is liar. Nazi one, liar two." More than a million people now follow Mr. Halpern's philosophical musings on Twitter, and in this book, his son weaves a brilliantly funny, touching coming-of-age memoir around the best of his quotes. An all-American story that unfolds on the Little League field, in Denny's, during excruciating family road trips, and, most frequently, in the Halperns' kitchen over bowls of Grape-Nuts, Sh*t My Dad Says is a chaotic, hilarious, true portrait of a father-son relationship from a major new comic voice.
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Bossypants - Tina Fey
Bossypantsartwork Bossypants
Tina Fey
Genre: Humor
Price: $12.99
Publish Date: April 5, 2011
Publisher: Little, Brown and Company
Seller: Hachette Book Group

Before Liz Lemon, before "Weekend Update," before "Sarah Palin," Tina Fey was just a young girl with a dream: a recurring stress dream that she was being chased through a local airport by her middle-school gym teacher. She also had a dream that one day she would be a comedian on TV. She has seen both these dreams come true. At last, Tina Fey's story can be told. From her youthful days as a vicious nerd to her tour of duty on Saturday Night Live ; from her passionately halfhearted pursuit of physical beauty to her life as a mother eating things off the floor; from her one-sided college romance to her nearly fatal honeymoon -- from the beginning of this paragraph to this final sentence. Tina Fey reveals all, and proves what we've all suspected: you're no one until someone calls you bossy. ( Includes Special, Never-Before-Solicited Opinions on Breastfeeding, Princesses, Photoshop, the Electoral Process, and Italian Rum Cake!)
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Assholes Finish First - Tucker Max
A*****es Finish Firstartwork A*****es Finish First
Tucker Max
Genre: Humor
Price: $9.99
Publish Date: September 28, 2010
Publisher: Gallery Books
Seller: Simon and Schuster Digital Sales Inc.

What do you do after you write a #1 bestselling book about your drunken, sexual misadventures that makes you rich and famous? Celebrate by getting more drunk and having insane amounts of sex, obviously. And pretty soon you've got another bestselling book on your hands. Stuffed full of ridiculous stories of bad decisions, debauchery, and sexual recklessness, A*****es Finish First starts where I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell left off, then proceeds to "some next-level s**t." You already know how women react to confidence, game, and vodka, but what happens when you add money and fame to the mix? You get answers to the hard questions you've never thought of asking: • What's it like to have sex with a midget? What about two midgets? • What does it do to a man to watch a 19-year-old do wind sprints to sober up, so that she can have sex with you before her twin sister does? • At what number of virgins does deflowering them stop being fun and start feeling like a job? • When a girl you met three hours ago decides to tattoo your name on her body, what is the appropriate reaction? The answers are inside, they are absurd and hilarious, and they are the product of one man's experiences: His name is Tucker Max, and he is still an a*****e.
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Hilarity Ensues - Tucker Max
Hilarity Ensuesartwork Hilarity Ensues
Tucker Max
Genre: Humor
Price: $12.99
Publish Date: February 7, 2012
Publisher: Blue Heeler Books
Seller: Simon and Schuster Digital Sales Inc.

Tucker Max’s third and final book in his series of stories about his drunken debauchery and ridiculous antics. What began as a simple sentence on an obscure website, “My name is Tucker Max, and I am an a*****e,” and developed into two infamously genre-defining books, I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell and A*****es Finish First , ends here. But as you should expect from Tucker by now, he is going out with a bang -- literally and figuratively. In this book, you’ll learn: * How to live and work in Cancun, while still enrolled in Law School, * Why Halloween is really awesome, * How to subtly torture a highstrung roommate until he explodes with furious anger over a misplaced condiment, * What really happened when a dirty pageant girl tried to sue Tucker because he told the truth, * Why you should never accept a homemade treat from a hippie with a van, and * What happens when Tucker turns sexting into a sport. He’s still Tucker Max, and -- for one more book -- he’s still an a*****e.
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Bossypants (Enhanced Edition) - Tina Fey
Bossypants (Enhanced Edition)artwork Bossypants (Enhanced Edition)
Tina Fey
Genre: Humor
Price: $13.99
Publish Date: April 5, 2011
Publisher: Little, Brown and Company
Seller: Hachette Book Group

Before Liz Lemon, before "Weekend Update," before "Sarah Palin," Tina Fey was just a young girl with a dream: a recurring stress dream that she was being chased through a local airport by her middle-school gym teacher. She also had a dream that one day she would be a comedian on TV. She has seen both these dreams come true. At last, Tina Fey's story can be told. From her youthful days as a vicious nerd to her tour of duty on Saturday Night Live ; from her passionately halfhearted pursuit of physical beauty to her life as a mother eating things off the floor; from her one-sided college romance to her nearly fatal honeymoon -- from the beginning of this paragraph to this final sentence. Tina Fey reveals all, and proves what we've all suspected: you're no one until someone calls you bossy. ( Includes Special, Never-Before-Solicited Opinions on Breastfeeding, Princesses, Photoshop, the Electoral Process, and Italian Rum Cake! This Enhanced eBook experience also includes special audio clips from Tina Fey, speculation on what an eBook really is, a bonus section of new-to-you photos, interpretive drawings, and a chapter read by the author!)
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I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell - Tucker Max
I Hope They Serve Beer In Hellartwork I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell
Tucker Max
Genre: Humor
Price: $14.99
Publish Date: June 1, 2011
Publisher: Kensington
Seller: Kensington Publishing Corp

The Book That Inspired The Movie My name is Tucker Max, and I am an a*****e. I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging d******d. But, I do contribute to humanity in one very important way: I share my adventures with the world. --from the Introduction Actual reader feedback: "I find it truly appalling that there are people in the world like you. You are a disgusting, vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul creature. Because of you, I don’t believe in God anymore. No just God would allow someone like you to exist." "I’ll stay with God as my lord, but you are my savior. I just finished reading your brilliant stories, and I laughed so hard I almost vomited. I want to bring that kind of joy to people. You’re an artist of the highest order and a true humanitarian to boot. I'm in both shock and awe at how much I want to be you." Now with 16 Pages of Photos and a New Introduction
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Seriously...I'm Kidding - Ellen DeGeneres
Seriously...I'm Kiddingartwork Seriously...I'm Kidding
Ellen DeGeneres
Genre: Humor
Price: $12.99
Publish Date: October 4, 2011
Publisher: Grand Central Publishing
Seller: Hachette Book Group

I've experienced a lot the last few years and I have a lot to share. So I hope that you'll take a moment to sit back, relax and enjoy the words I've put together for you in this book. I think you'll find I've left no stone unturned, no door unopened, no window unbroken, no rug unvacuumed, no ivories untickled. What I'm saying is, let us begin, shall we?
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Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang - Chelsea Handler
Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bangartwork Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang
Chelsea Handler
Genre: Humor
Price: $9.99
Publish Date: April 1, 2010
Publisher: Grand Central Publishing
Seller: Hachette Book Group

WHAT . . . A RIOT! Life doesn't get more hilarious than when Chelsea Handler takes aim with her irreverent wit. Who else would send all-staff emails to smoke out the dumbest people on her show? Now, in this new collection of original essays, the #1 bestselling author of Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea delivers one laugh-out-loud moment after another as she sets her sights on the ridiculous side of childhood, adulthood, and daughterhood. Family moments are fair game, whether it's writing a report on Reaganomics to earn a Cabbage Patch doll, or teaching her father social graces by ordering him to stay indoors. It's open season on her love life, from playing a prank on her boyfriend (using a ravioli, a fake autopsy, and the Santa Monica pier) to adopting a dog so she can snuggle with someone who doesn't talk. And everyone better duck for cover when her beach vacation turns into matchmaking gone wild. Outrageously funny and deliciously wicked, CHELSEA CHELSEA BANG BANG is good good good good! CHELSEA HANDLER ON... Being unpopular : "My parents couldn't have been more unreasonable when it came to fads or clothes that weren't purchased at a pharmacy." Living with her boyfriend: "He's similar to a large toddler, the only difference being he doesn't cry when he wakes up." Appreciating her brother: "He's a certified public accountant, and I have a real life." Arm-wrestling a maid of honor: "It wasn't her strength that intimidated me. It was the starry way her eyes focused on me, like Mike Tyson getting ready to feed."
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The Zombie Survival Guide - Max Brooks
The Zombie Survival Guideartwork The Zombie Survival Guide
Complete Protection from the Living Dead
Max Brooks
Genre: Humor
Price: $9.99
Publish Date: September 16, 2003
Publisher: Crown Publishing Group
Seller: Random House Digital, Inc. (Books)

The Zombie Survival Guide is your key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking you right now. Fully illustrated and exhaustively comprehensive, this book covers everything you need to know, including how to understand zombie physiology and behavior, the most effective defense tactics and weaponry, ways to outfit your home for a long siege, and how to survive and adapt in any territory or terrain. Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack 1. Organize before they rise! 2. They feel no fear, why should you? 3. Use your head: cut off theirs. 4. Blades don't need reloading. 5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair. 6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it. 7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike. 8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert! 9. No place is safe, only safer. 10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on. Don't be carefree and foolish with your most precious asset -- life. This book is your key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking you right now without your even knowing it. The Zombie Survival Guide offers complete protection through trusted, proven tips for safeguarding yourself and your loved ones against the living dead. It is a book that can save your life. From the Trade Paperback edition.
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Lies that Chelsea Handler Told Me - Chelsea's Family, Friends, and Other Victims
Lies that Chelsea Handler Told Meartwork Lies that Chelsea Handler Told Me
Chelsea's Family, Friends, and Other Victims
Genre: Humor
Price: $9.99
Publish Date: May 10, 2011
Publisher: Grand Central Publishing
Seller: Hachette Book Group

"My tendency to make up stories and lie compulsively for the sake of my own amusement takes up a good portion of my day and provides me with a peace of mind not easily attainable in this economic climate."--Chelsea Handler, from Chapter 10 of Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang It's no lie: Chelsea Handler loves to smoke out "dumbassness," the condition people suffer from that allows them to fall prey to her brand of complete and utter nonsense. Friends, family, co-workers--they've all been tricked by Chelsea into believing stories of total foolishness and into behaving like total fools. Luckily, they've lived to tell the tales and, for the very first time, write about them.
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Not Taco Bell Material - Adam Carolla
Not Taco Bell Materialartwork Not Taco Bell Material
Adam Carolla
Genre: Humor
Price: $12.99
Expected Publish Date: June 12, 2012
Publisher: Crown Publishing Group
Seller: Random House Digital, Inc. (Books)

In his second book, Adam Carolla—author of New York Times bestseller In Fifty Years We'll All Be Chicks and chart-topping podcaster—reveals all the stories behind how he came to be the angry middle-aged man he is today.   Funnyman Adam Carolla is known for two things: hilarious rants about things that drive him crazy and personal stories about everything from his hardscrabble childhood to his slacker friends to the hypocrisy of Hollywood. He tackled rants in his first book, and now he tells his best stories and debuts some never-before-heard tales as well. Organized by the myriad "dumps" Carolla called home—through the flophouse apartments he rented in his twenties, up to the homes he personally renovated after achieving success in Hollywood—the anecdotes here follow Adam's journey and the hilarious pitfalls along the way.   Adam Carolla started broke and blue collar and has now been on the Hollywood scene for over fifteen years, yet he never lost his underdog demeanor. He's still connected to the working class guy he once was, and delivers a raw and edgy, fish-out-of-water take on the world he lives in (but mostly disagrees with), telling all the stories, no matter who he offends—family, friends or the famous.
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Me Talk Pretty One Day - David Sedaris
Me Talk Pretty One Dayartwork Me Talk Pretty One Day
David Sedaris
Genre: Humor
Price: $9.99
Publish Date: May 4, 2009
Publisher: Little, Brown and Company
Seller: Hachette Book Group

A new collection from David Sedaris is cause for jubilation. His recent move to Paris has inspired hilarious pieces, including Me Talk Pretty One Day, about his attempts to learn French. His family is another inspiration. You Cant Kill the Rooster is a portrait of his brother who talks incessant hip-hop slang to his bewildered father. And no one hones a finer fury in response to such modern annoyances as restaurant meals presented in ludicrous towers and cashiers with 6-inch fingernails. Compared by The New Yorker to Twain and Hawthorne, Sedaris has become one of our best-loved authors. Sedaris is an amazing reader whose appearances draw hundreds, and his performancesincluding a jaw-dropping impression of Billie Holiday singing I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weinerare unforgettable. Sedariss essays on living in Paris are some of the funniest hes ever written. At last, someone even meaner than the French! The sort of blithely sophisticated, loopy humour that might have resulted if Dorothy Parker and James Thurber had had a love child. Entertainment Weekly on Barrel Fever Sidesplitting Not one of the essays in this new collection failed to crack me up; frequently I was helpless. The New York Times Book Review on Naked
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The Hunger Pains - The Harvard Lampoon
The Hunger Painsartwork The Hunger Pains
A Parody
The Harvard Lampoon
Genre: Humor
Price: $9.99
Publish Date: February 7, 2012
Publisher: Touchstone
Seller: Simon and Schuster Digital Sales Inc.

WINNING MEANS WEALTH, FAME, AND A LIFE OF THERAPY LOSING MEANS DEATH, BUT ALSO FAME! THIS IS THE HUNGER PAINS When Kantkiss Neverclean replaces her sister as a contestant on the Hunger Games -- the second-highest-rated reality TV show in Peaceland, behind Extreme Home Makeover -- she has no idea what to expect. Having lived her entire life in the telemarketing district's worst neighborhood, the Crack, Kantkiss feels unprepared to fight to the death while simultaneously winking and looking adorable for the cameras. But when her survival rests on choosing between the dreamy hunk from home, Carol Handsomestein, or the doughy klutz, Pita Malarkey, Kantkiss discovers that the toughest conflicts may not be found on the battlefield but in her own heart . . . which is unfortunately on a battlefield.
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Life As I Blow It - Sarah Colonna & Chelsea Handler
Life As I Blow Itartwork Life As I Blow It
Tales of Love, Life & Sex . . . Not Necessarily in That Order
Sarah Colonna & Chelsea Handler
Genre: Humor
Price: $9.99
Publish Date: February 7, 2012
Publisher: Random House Publishing Group
Seller: Random House Digital, Inc. (Books)

In this wickedly funny and irreverent memoir, Chelsea Lately writer and comedian Sarah Colonna opens up about love, life, and pursuing her dreams . . . and then screwing it all up.   Sarah believes we all struggle to grow up. Sometimes we want to have fun, not take things too seriously, and have that fourth margarita. Other times we would like to get married, stay in, order Chinese food, and have a responsible, secure life.   From her formative years in small-town Arkansas to a later career of dates, drinks, and questionable day jobs, Colonna attempts to reconcile her responsible side with her fun-loving side. Sometimes this pans out, and sometimes she finds herself in Mexico handing out her phone number to anyone who calls her pretty. She moves to Los Angeles to pursue acting, but for years is forced to hone her bartending skills; she wants a serious boyfriend, but won’t give up nights at the bar with her friends. She tries to behave like an adult, but can’t seem to stop acting like a frat boy. In the end, she discovers that there doesn’t have to be just one or the other. And if there’s one thing Colonna has learned from her many missteps, it’s that hindsight is always 100 proof. Includes a Foreword by Chelsea Handler From the Trade Paperback edition.
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In Fifty Years We'll All Be Chicks - Adam Carolla
In Fifty Years We'll All Be Chicksartwork In Fifty Years We'll All Be Chicks
Adam Carolla
Genre: Humor
Price: $9.99
Publish Date: November 2, 2010
Publisher: Crown Publishing Group
Seller: Random House Digital, Inc. (Books)

A couple years back, I was at the Phoenix airport bar.  It was empty except for one heavy-set, gray bearded, grizzled guy who looked like he just rode his donkey into town after a long day of panning for silver in them thar hills.  He ordered a Jack Daniels straight up, and that's when I overheard the young guy with the earring behind the bar asking him if he had ID.  At first the old sea captain just laughed.  But the guy with the twinkle in his ear asked again.  At this point it became apparent that he was serious.  Dan Haggerty's dad fired back, "You've got to be kidding me, son."  The bartender replied, "New policy.  Everyone has to show their ID."  Then I watched Burl Ives reluctantly reach into his dungarees and pull out his military identification card from World War II. It's a sad and eerie harbinger of our times that the Oprah-watching, crystal-rubbing, Whole Foods-shopping moms and their whipped attorney husbands have taken the ability to reason away from the poor schlub who makes the Bloody Marys.  What we used to settle with common sense or a fist, we now settle with hand sanitizer and lawyers.  Adam Carolla has had enough of this insanity and he's here to help us get our collective balls back.  In Fifty Years We'll All Be Chicks is Adam's comedic gospel of modern America. He rips into the absurdity of the culture that demonized the peanut butter and jelly sandwich, turned the nation's bathrooms into a lawless free-for-all of urine and fecal matter, and put its citizens at the mercy of a bunch of minimum wagers with axes to grind. Peppered between complaints Carolla shares candid anecdotes from his day to day life as well as his past—Sunday football at Jimmy Kimmel's house, his attempts to raise his kids in a society that he mostly disagrees with, his big showbiz break, and much, much more. Brilliantly showcasing Adam's spot-on sense of humor, this book cements his status as a cultural commentator/comedian/complainer extraordinaire.  ADAM CAROLLA is a radio and television host, comedian, and actor. He is the host of the Adam Carolla Podcast, before which he hosted a weekday morning radio program broadcast from Los Angeles, and syndicated by CBS Radio. Besides these shows, Carolla is well known as the co-host of the radio show Loveline (and its television incarnation on MTV), as the co-creator and co-host of Comedy Central's The Man Show, and as the co-creator and the performer on Comedy Central and MTV's Crank Yankers and is a frequent contributor and contestant on ABC's top-rated program "Dancing with the Stars". Carolla also starred in, co-wrote, and co-produced the award-winning independent film, The Hammer. He currently lives in Los Angeles with his wife and their two children. From the Hardcover edition.
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Emails from an Asshole - John Lindsay
Emails from an A*****eartwork Emails from an A*****e
Real People Being Stupid
John Lindsay
Genre: Humor
Price: $3.99
Publish Date: April 1, 2010
Publisher: Sterling
Seller: Sterling Publishing Company

“It's like Sasha Baron Cohen on the internet.” - Jane Wells, CNBC When John Lindsay launched DontEvenReply.com in June 2009, it became an instant sensation. With 60% of the book featuring entirely new material never before available on the website, Emails from an A*****e offers fans a fresh opportunity to revel in people's gullibility. Posing as a customer or seller, Lindsay responded to a variety of classified ads, making ridiculous offers to unsuspecting victims. Their responses, and the ensuing conversations, will have readers simultaneously laughing non-stop and gasping with disbelief.
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I'll Go Home Then, It's Warm and Has Chairs - David Thorne
I'll Go Home Then, It's Warm and Has Chairsartwork I'll Go Home Then, It's Warm and Has Chairs
The Unpublished Emails
David Thorne
Genre: Humor
Price: $11.99
Publish Date: March 23, 2012
Publisher: Lulu.com
Seller: Lulu Enterprises, Inc.

All new, never before published material from the author of The Internet is a Playground. New emails, new articles, new exclusive content. Featuring over two hundred pages of brand-spanking-new material, I'll Go Home Then, It's Warm and Has Chairs is the second book by author David Thorne and is available now.
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Lizz Free or Die - Lizz Winstead
Lizz Free or Dieartwork Lizz Free or Die
Essays
Lizz Winstead
Genre: Humor
Price: $12.99
Publish Date: May 10, 2012
Publisher: Penguin Group US
Seller: Penguin Group (USA) Inc.

Lizz Winstead, co-creator of The Daily Show and one of today's most hilarious comedians and insightful social critics, pens a brilliant account of how she discovered her comedic voice. In this collection of autobiographical essays, Winstead vividly recounts how she fought to find her own voice, both as a comedian and as a woman, and how humor became her most powerful weapon in confronting life's challenges. Growing up in the Midwest, the youngest child of conservative Catholic parents, Winstead learned early in her life that the straightforward questions she posed to various authority figures around her-her parents, her parish priest, even an anti-abortion counselor -prompted many startled looks and uncomfortable silences, but few answers. Her questions rattled people because they exposed the inconsistencies and hypocrisies in the people and institutions she confronted. Yet she didn't let that stop her from pursuing her dreams. Funny and biting, honest and poignant, this no-holds-barred collection gives an in-depth look into the life of one of today's most influential comic voices. In writing about her childhood longing to be a priest, her role in developing The Daily Show, and of her often problematic habit of diving into everything head first, asking questions later (resulting in multiple rescue-dog adoptions and travel disasters), Lizz Winstead has tapped an outrageous and heartfelt vein of the all-too-human comedy.
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You Are Not So Smart - David McRaney
You Are Not So Smartartwork You Are Not So Smart
Why You Have Too Many Friends on Facebook, Why Your Memory Is Mostly Fiction, and 46 Other Ways You're Deluding Yourself
David McRaney
Genre: Humor
Price: $10.99
Publish Date: October 27, 2011
Publisher: Penguin Group US
Seller: Penguin Group (USA) Inc.

An entertaining illumination of the stupid beliefs that make us feel wise. You believe you are a rational, logical being who sees the world as it really is, but journalist David McRaney is here to tell you that you're as deluded as the rest of us. But that's OK- delusions keep us sane. You Are Not So Smart is a celebration of self-delusion. It's like a psychology class, with all the boring parts taken out, and with no homework. Based on the popular blog of the same name, You Are Not So Smart collects more than 46 of the lies we tell ourselves everyday, including: Dunbar's Number - Humans evolved to live in bands of roughly 150 individuals, the brain cannot handle more than that number. If you have more than 150 Facebook friends, they are surely not all real friends. Hindsight bias - When we learn something new, we reassure ourselves that we knew it all along. Confirmation bias - Our brains resist new ideas, instead paying attention only to findings that reinforce our preconceived notions. Brand loyalty - We reach for the same brand not because we trust its quality but because we want to reassure ourselves that we made a smart choice the last time we bought it. Packed with interesting sidebars and quick guides on cognition and common fallacies, You Are Not So Smart is a fascinating synthesis of cutting-edge psychology research to turn our minds inside out.
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Go the F**k to Sleep - Adam Mansbach & Ricardo Cortés
Go the F**k to Sleepartwork Go the F**k to Sleep
Adam Mansbach & Ricardo Cortés
Genre: Humor
Price: $4.99
Publish Date: June 14, 2011
Publisher: Akashic Books
Seller: OpenRoad Integrated Media, LLC

Go the F**k to Sleep is a bedtime book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate, and radically honest, it captures the familiar—and unspoken—tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. Beautiful, subversive, and pants-wettingly funny, Go the F**k to Sleep is a book for parents new, old, and expectant. You probably should not read it to your children. “Total genius.” —Jonathan Lethem, author of Motherless Brooklyn , father of two “A children’s book for grown-ups! I really did laugh out loud—hilarious!” —David Byrne, musician, father of one “Finally, someone tells it like it really is! This is no-guilt funny and a godsend!” —Cristina García, author of The Lady Matador’s Hotel , mother of one “This is the most honest children’s book ever written. F*****g hilarious.” —A.J. Jacobs, author of The Year of Living Biblically , father of three “ Go the F**k to Sleep is the secret anthem of tired parents everywhere.” —Bliss Broyard, author of One Drop: My Father’s Hidden Life , mother of two “Captures the beautiful struggle of being a parent at it’s rawest point: bedtime.” —Daniel Sinker, author of The F***ing Epic Twitter Quest of @MayorEmanuel , father of one Adam Mansbach’s novels include The End of the Jews , winner of the California Book Award, and the best-selling Angry Black White Boy , a San Francisco Chronicle Best Book of 2005. His fiction and essays have appeared in the New York Times Book Review , The Believer , Poets & Writers , the Los Angeles Times , and many other publications. He is the 2011 New Voices Professor of Fiction at Rutgers University. His daughter, Vivien, is three.   Ricardo Cort és has illustrated books about marijuana, electricity, the Jamaican bobsled team, and Chinese food. His work has been featured in the New York Times , Entertainment Weekly , the Village Voice , the San Francisco Chronicle , and on CNN and FOX News. He lives in Brooklyn, where he is working on a book about the history of coffee, cocaine, and Coca-Cola.
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The Bro Code - Barney Stinson
The Bro Codeartwork The Bro Code
Barney Stinson
Genre: Humor
Price: $10.99
Publish Date: October 14, 2008
Publisher: Touchstone
Seller: Simon and Schuster Digital Sales Inc.

Do your buddies know “The Code”? in a hilarious guide inspired by a memorable episode of the hit CBSv television show How I Met Your Mother, ultimate bro Barney Stinson outlines how a bro should behave in any situation. The Bro Code is a living document, like the Constitution. Although it dates back to the American Revolution, The Bro Code has never been published before. Few know of its existence, and the code has only been verbally communicated between those “in the bro.” Until now. Regardless of veracity, a Bro never admits familiarity with a Broadway show or musical. When attending a strip club, a Bro never wears jeans. These are only two of the truths in an epic code of conduct for dudes, essential for ensuring a man’s success in daily life and garnering him respect from his buddies. If a dude breaks the code, he risks losing face, friends, and most importantly -- women. For the first time ever, The Bro Code spells out 150 rules men need to know in order to behave properly among other bros. This code of conduct for bros can range from the simple (bros before hos) to the complex (the hot-to-crazy ratio, complete with bar graphs and charts). With helpful sidebros and illustrations, The Bro Code will help any ordinary guy become the best bro he can be.
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Goodnight iPad (Enhanced Edition) - Ann Droyd
Goodnight iPad (Enhanced Edition)artwork Goodnight iPad (Enhanced Edition)
a Parody for the next generation
Ann Droyd
Genre: Humor
Price: $10.99
Publish Date: October 27, 2011
Publisher: Penguin Group US
Seller: Penguin Group (USA) Inc.

Modern life is abuzz. There are huge LCD WiFi HD TVs and Facebook requests and thumbs tapping texts and new viral clips of cats doing flips. Wouldn't it be nice to say goodnight to all that? Like the rest of us who cannot resist just a few more scrolls and clicks, you may find yourself ready for bed while still clinging to your electronics long after dark. This book, which is made of paper, is a reminder for the child in all of us to power down at the end of the day. This hilarious parody not only pokes loving fun at the bygone quiet of the original classic, but also at our modern plugged-in lives. It will make you laugh, and it will also help you put yourself and your machines to sleep. Don't worry, though. Your gadgets will be waiting for you, fully charged, in the morning.
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The Year of Living Biblically - A. J. Jacobs
The Year of Living Biblicallyartwork The Year of Living Biblically
One Man's Humble Quest to Follow the Bible as Literally as Possible
A. J. Jacobs
Genre: Humor
Price: $12.99
Publish Date: October 9, 2007
Publisher: Simon & Schuster
Seller: Simon and Schuster Digital Sales Inc.

From the bestselling author of The Know-It-All comes a fascinating and timely exploration of religion and the Bible. Raised in a secular family but increasingly interested in the relevance of faith in our modern world, A.J. Jacobs decides to dive in headfirst and attempt to obey the Bible as literally as possible for one full year. He vows to follow the Ten Commandments. To be fruitful and multiply. To love his neighbor. But also to obey the hundreds of less publicized rules: to avoid wearing clothes made of mixed fibers; to play a ten-string harp; to stone adulterers. The resulting spiritual journey is at once funny and profound, reverent and irreverent, personal and universal and will make you see history's most influential book with new eyes. Jacobs's quest transforms his life even more radically than the year spent reading the entire Encyclopedia Britannica for The Know-It-All . His beard grows so unruly that he is regularly mistaken for a member of ZZ Top. He immerses himself in prayer, tends sheep in the Israeli desert, battles idolatry, and tells the absolute truth in all situations - much to his wife's chagrin. Throughout the book, Jacobs also embeds himself in a cross-section of communities that take the Bible literally. He tours a Kentucky-based creationist museum and sings hymns with Pennsylvania Amish. He dances with Hasidic Jews in Brooklyn and does Scripture study with Jehovah's Witnesses. He discovers ancient biblical wisdom of startling relevance. And he wrestles with seemingly archaic rules that baffle the twenty-first-century brain. Jacobs's extraordinary undertaking yields unexpected epiphanies and challenges. A book that will charm readers both secular and religious, The Year of Living Biblically is part Cliff Notes to the Bible, part memoir, and part look into worlds unimaginable. Thou shalt not be able to put it down.
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The Woman Who Is Always Tan And Has a Flat Stomach - Lauren Allison & Lisa Perry
The Woman Who Is Always Tan And Has a Flat Stomachartwork The Woman Who Is Always Tan And Has a Flat Stomach
And Other Annoying People
Lauren Allison & Lisa Perry
Genre: Humor
Price: $2.99
Publish Date: March 6, 2008
Publisher: Grand Central Publishing
Seller: Hachette Book Group

You know that overprotective PTA mom who needs to be resuscitated after she finds out you fed her son a hotdog? Or that couple who sends out the annual holiday letter about how their little Timmy came up with an alternative to fossil fuels while you're proud of simply replacing the lint catcher in your dryer once a year? You'll meet them again in Lauren Allison and Lisa Perry's laugh-out-loud compendium. Allison and Perry take on soccer moms, video dads, rabid gardeners, and grating couples in this collection of short, punchy essays. Less-than-perfect moms and dads everywhere will be sure to relate to the authors' portraits of the most annoying people around!
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When You Are Engulfed in Flames - David Sedaris
When You Are Engulfed in Flamesartwork When You Are Engulfed in Flames
David Sedaris
Genre: Humor
Price: $9.99
Publish Date: June 3, 2008
Publisher: Little, Brown and Company
Seller: Hachette Book Group

"David Sedaris's ability to transform the mortification of everyday life into wildly entertaining art," ( The Christian Science Monitor ) is elevated to wilder and more entertaining heights than ever in this remarkable new book. Trying to make coffee when the water is shut off, David considers using the water in a vase of flowers and his chain of associations takes him from the French countryside to a hilariously uncomfortable memory of buying drugs in a mobile home in rural North Carolina . In essay after essay, Sedaris proceeds from bizarre conundrums of daily life-having a lozenge fall from your mouth into the lap of a fellow passenger on a plane or armoring the windows with LP covers to protect the house from neurotic songbirds-to the most deeply resonant human truths. Culminating in a brilliant account of his venture to Tokyo in order to quit smoking, David Sedaris's sixth essay collection is a new masterpiece of comic writing from "a writer worth treasuring" ( Seattle Times ). Praise for When You Are Engulfed in Flames : "Older, wiser, smarter and meaner, Sedaris...defies the odds once again by delivering an intelligent take on the banalities of an absurd life." -- Kirkus Reviews This latest collection proves that not only does Sedaris still have it, but he's also getting better....Sedaris's best stuff will still--after all this time--move, surprise, and entertain." -- Booklist Table of Contents: It's Catching Keeping Up The Understudy This Old House Buddy, Can You Spare a Tie? Road Trips What I Learned That's Amore The Monster Mash In the Waiting Room Solutions to Saturday's Puzzle Adult Figures Charging Toward a Concrete Toadstool Memento Mori All the Beauty You Will Ever Need Town and Country Aerial The Man in the Hut Of Mice and Men April in Paris Crybaby Old Faithful The Smoking Section
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Tough Sh*t (Enhanced Edition) (Enhanced Edition) - Kevin Smith
Tough Sh*t (Enhanced Edition) (Enhanced Edition)artwork Tough Sh*t (Enhanced Edition) (Enhanced Edition)
Life Advice from a Fat, Lazy Slob Who Did Good
Kevin Smith
Genre: Humor
Price: $13.99
Publish Date: March 20, 2012
Publisher: Penguin Group US
Seller: Penguin Group (USA) Inc.

Kevin Smith is full of sh*t, and in this enhanced ebook he introduces each chapter with a sh*tastic video—that’s over 25 minutes of bonus sh*t talking! That Kevin Smith ? The guy who did Clerks a million years ago? Didn’t they bounce his fat ass off a plane once? What could you possibly learn from the director of Cop Out ? How about this: he changed film making forever when he was twenty-three, and since then, he’s done whatever the hell he wants. He makes movies, writes comics, owns a store, and now he’s built a podcasting empire with his friends and family, including a wife who’s way out of his league. So here’s some tough sh*t: Kevin Smith has cracked the code.  Or, he’s just cracked. Tough Sh*t is the dirty business that Kevin has been digesting for 41 years and now, he’s ready to put it in your hands. Smear this sh*t all over yourself, because this is your blueprint (or brownprint) for success. Kev takes you through some big moments in his life to help you live your days in as Gretzky a fashion as you can: going where the puck is gonna be. Read all about how a zero like Smith managed to make ten movies with no discernible talent, and how when he had everything he thought he’d ever want, he decided to blow up his own career. Along the way, Kev shares stories about folks who inspired him (like George Carlin), folks who befuddled him (like Bruce Willis), and folks who let him jerk off onto their legs (like his beloved wife, Jen). So make this your daily reader. Hell, read it on the toilet if you want. Just make sure you grab the bowl and push, because you’re about to take one Tough Sh*t.
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The 50 Funniest Siri Answers - Jodi Dery
The 50 Funniest Siri Answersartwork The 50 Funniest Siri Answers
An Awesome guide to Fun and Laughs with Siri
Jodi Dery
Genre: Humor
Price: $0.99
Publish Date: January 7, 2012
Publisher: BookBaby
Seller: Audio & Video Labs, Inc. d/b/a CD Baby

The 50 Funniest Siri Answers Siri is the unique iPhone 4S “personal assistant” with amazing understanding of natural, informal conversation. Siri perceives what you want much better than any non-human device has ever done before. Your grammar can be totally deficient, but Siri will almost always understand what you mean! Now, THE 50 FUNNIEST SIRI ANSWERS provides you with an awesome guide to getting the most fun and laughs from Siri. This unique eBook will show you the questions and statements that evoke the funniest responses from Siri. Questions and statements such as: - Do you love me? - Will you marry me? - What is the meaning of life? - Where do babies come from? - I want to hide a body! - I’d like to jump off a bridge! - Sorry, I just dropped you on the floor! - My wife wants a divorce because of you! - I want to rob a bank! - You can’t be serious! - You’re cool! - Yo ho ho, and a bottle of rum! - How much do you cost? - Don’t worry, be happy. - It’s my birthday. Did you get me a present? - Which is better, Twitter or Facebook? - Can you make me laugh? Tell me a joke. - Holy S**t! - Are you human? - Beam me up Scotty! - Oh my God! - What’s your biggest secret? - Call me an ambulance. - I think I’m drunk. - Where can I get some money? - Are you a girl or boy? - Take me to your leader. - How are you today? - What is your age? - Knock knock. - You’re just a robot. - Open your mouth and close your eyes. - How much wood could a woodchuck chuck? - What did Peter Piper pick? - Are you part of a plot to take over the world? - Help, I just pooped in my pants. - What do you look like? - Do you prefer men or women? - Are you retarded? - What is your birthday? - Where do you live? - Does God exist? …and more. Author Jodi Dery expresses great pride in this new eBook. She says, “Presenting Siri’s responses in this illustrative manner -- with maximum use of screenshots– helps users to remember the best questions to ask for fun and laughs.” Then…to get serious and have Siri to do all kinds of useful things for you, THE 50 BEST SIRI TIPS is now also available as an eBook. But, the best value is the complete LIFE WITH SIRI eBook. The new 2nd Edition (January 2012) contains the 50 BEST SIRI TIPS as well as the 50 FUNNIEST SIRI ANSWERS -- plus two bonus sections -- and it is now available. Tons of fun combined with an easy-to-understand guide on how to use Siri most effectively. A truly great value.
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F In Exams - Richard Benson
F In Examsartwork F In Exams
The Very Best Totally Wrong Test Answers
Richard Benson
Genre: Humor
Price: $7.99
Publish Date: March 1, 2011
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Seller: Chronicle Books LLC

'F' stands for 'funny' in this perfect gift for students or anyone who has ever had to struggle through a test and needs a good laugh. Celebrating the creative side of failure in a way we can all relate to, F in Exams gathers the most hilarious and inventive test answers provided by students who, faced with a question they have no hope of getting right, decide to have a little fun instead. Whether in science (Q: What is the highest frequency noise that a human can register? A: Mariah Carey), the humanities (Q: What did Mahatma Gandhi and Genghis Khan have in common? A: Unusual names), math, or other subjects, these 250 entries prove that while everyone enjoys the spectacle of failure, it's even sweeter to see a FAIL turn into a WIN.
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The Funny Thing Is... - Ellen DeGeneres
The Funny Thing Is...artwork The Funny Thing Is...
Ellen DeGeneres
Genre: Humor
Price: $10.99
Publish Date: October 28, 2003
Publisher: Simon & Schuster
Seller: Simon and Schuster Digital Sales Inc.

Ellen DeGeneres published her first book of comic essays, the #1 bestselling My Point...and I Do Have One, way back in 1996. Not one to rest on her laurels, the witty star of stage and screen has since dedicated her life to writing a hilarious new book. That book is this book. After years of painstaking, round-the-clock research, surviving on a mere twenty minutes of sleep a night, and collaborating with lexicographers, plumbers, and mathematicians, DeGeneres has crafted a book that is both easy to use and very funny. Along with her trademark ramblings, The Funny Thing Is... contains hundreds of succinct insights into her psyche, supplemented by easy-to-understand charts, graphs, and diagrams so that you'll never miss a joke. Overseeing all aspects of production, DeGeneres labored over details both significant and insignificant, including typefaces, page number placement, and which of the thousands of world languages to use. Ultimately she selected English, as it's her mother tongue, but translations into Hindi and Pig Latin are already in the works. DeGeneres takes an innovative approach to the organization of her book by utilizing a section in the beginning that includes the name of each chapter, along with a corresponding page number. She calls it the "Table of Contents," and she is confident that it will become the standard to which all books in the future will aspire. Some of the other innovative features you'll find in this edition: • More than 50,000 simple, short words arranged in sentences that form paragraphs. • Thousands of observations on everyday life -- from terrible fashion trends to how to handle seating arrangements for a Sunday brunch with Paula Abdul, Diane Sawyer, and Eminem. • All twenty-six letters of the alphabet. Sure to make you laugh, The Funny Thing Is... is an indispensable reference for anyone who knows how to read or wants to fool people into thinking they do.
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I Feel Bad About My Neck - Nora Ephron
I Feel Bad About My Neckartwork I Feel Bad About My Neck
Nora Ephron
Genre: Humor
Price: $9.99
Publish Date: August 1, 2006
Publisher: Knopf Doubleday Publishing Group
Seller: Random House Digital, Inc. (Books)

With her disarming, intimate, completely accessible voice, and dry sense of humor, Nora Ephron shares with us her ups and downs in I Feel Bad About My Neck , a candid, hilarious look at women who are getting older and dealing with the tribulations of maintenance, menopause, empty nests, and life itself. Ephron chronicles her life as an obsessed cook, passionate city dweller, and hapless parent. But mostly she speaks frankly and uproariously about life as a woman of a certain age. Utterly courageous, uproariously funny, and unexpectedly moving in its truth telling, I Feel Bad About My Neck is a scrumptious, irresistible treat of a book, full of truths, laugh out loud moments that will appeal to readers of all ages. From the Trade Paperback edition.
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Squirrel Seeks Chipmunk - David Sedaris
Squirrel Seeks Chipmunkartwork Squirrel Seeks Chipmunk
A Modest Bestiary
David Sedaris
Genre: Humor
Price: $9.99
Publish Date: September 28, 2010
Publisher: Little, Brown and Company
Seller: Hachette Book Group

Featuring David Sedaris's unique blend of hilarity and heart, this new collection of keen-eyed animal-themed tales is an utter delight. Though the characters may not be human, the situations in these stories bear an uncanny resemblance to the insanity of everyday life. In "The Toad, the Turtle, and the Duck," three strangers commiserate about animal bureaucracy while waiting in a complaint line. In "Hello Kitty," a cynical feline struggles to sit through his prison-mandated AA meetings. In "The Squirrel and the Chipmunk," a pair of star-crossed lovers is separated by prejudiced family members. With original illustrations by Ian Falconer, author of the bestselling Olivia series of children's books, these stories are David Sedaris at his most observant, poignant, and surprising.
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God, No! - Penn Jillette
God, No!artwork God, No!
Signs You May Already Be an Atheist and Other Magical Tales
Penn Jillette
Genre: Humor
Price: $11.99
Publish Date: August 16, 2011
Publisher: Simon & Schuster
Seller: Simon and Schuster Digital Sales Inc.

Not only can the man rant, he can write.   From the larger, louder half of the world-famous magic duo Penn & Teller comes a scathingly funny reinterpretation of The Ten Commandments. They are The Penn Commandments, and they reveal one outrageous and opinionated atheist's experience in the world. In this rollicking yet honest account of a godless existence, Penn takes readers on a roller coaster of exploration and flips conventional religious wisdom on its ear to reveal that doubt, skepticism, and wonder -- all signs of a general feeling of disbelief -- are to be celebrated and cherished, rather than suppressed. And he tells some pretty damn funny stories along the way. From performing blockbuster shows on the Vegas Strip to the adventures of fatherhood, from an on-going dialogue with proselytizers of the Christian Right to the joys of sex while scuba diving, Jillette's self-created Decalogue invites his reader on a journey of discovery that is equal parts wise and wisecracking. Praise for God, No! "People who say that libertarians have no heart or atheists have no soul need to read this book. Because Penn Jillette has a lot of both." -- MATT STONE and TREY PARKER , creators of South Park and the award-winning Broadway musical The Book of Mormon "There are few people in the country who question more boldly, brashly, and bravely than my friend Penn Jillette. This book is funny, provocative, and profane. But is it right? God, no!" -- GLENN BECK "This planet has yielded exactly one mutual friend for Glenn Beck and me and that friend has written a brilliant book called God, No! Penn reveals 'the big secret of magic,' tells you why tattoos are perfect expressions of atheism and exactly what to eat when you know you're going to vomit later." -- LAWRENCE O'DONNELL "Penn Jillette is a twenty-first-century Lord of Misrule: big, boisterously anarchic, funny, Rabelaisian, impossible and unique. There isn't--couldn't be--better not be--anybody like him."  -- RICHARD DAWKINS , bestselling author of The Greatest Show on Earth and The God Delusion
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The Internet is a Playground - David Thorne
The Internet is a Playgroundartwork The Internet is a Playground
Irreverent Correspondences of an Evil Online Genius
David Thorne
Genre: Humor
Price: $12.99
Publish Date: April 28, 2011
Publisher: Penguin Group US
Seller: Penguin Group (USA) Inc.

"There is usually a fine line between genius and insanity, but in this case it has become very blurred. Some of the funniest and most clever writing I have read in years." (Terrance Fielding, WIRED magazine) "I laughed so hard and uncontrollably I could hardly breathe. Reading this on public transport is not a good idea." (Penthouse magazine) "Brilliantly funny." (Jezebel.com) From the notorious Internet troublemaker who brought the world the explosively popular "Next Time I'll Spend the Money on Drugs Instead", in which he attempted to pay his chiropractor with a picture he drew of a spider; "Please Design a Logo for Me. With Pie Charts. For Free," which has been described as one of the most passed-on viral e-mails of all time; and, most recently, the staggeringly popular "Missing Missy", which has appeared everywhere from The Guardian to Jezebel to Andrew Sullivan's The Daily Dish , comes this profoundly funny collection of irreverent Internet mischief and comedy. Featuring all of Thorne's viral success, including "Missing Missy", The Internet Is a Playground culls together every article and e- mail from Thorne's wildly popular website 27bslash6.com, as well as enough new material, available only in these pages, to keep you laughing-and, indeed, crying-until Thorne's next stroke-of-genius prank. Or hilarious hoax. Or well-publicized almost-stint in jail (really).
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My Boyfriend Wrote a Book About Me - Hilary Winston
My Boyfriend Wrote a Book About Meartwork My Boyfriend Wrote a Book About Me
And Other Stories I Shouldn't Share With Acquaintances, Coworkers, Taxi Drivers, Assistants, Job Interviewers, Bikini Waxers, and Ex/Current/Future Boyfriends But Have
Hilary Winston
Genre: Humor
Price: $5.99
Publish Date: May 3, 2011
Publisher: Sterling
Seller: Sterling Publishing Company

TV writer Hilary Winston offers up a witty collection of autobiographical tales about her misadventures in dating. Just when Hilary feels like her life is finally in order, she gets a sucker-punch to the gut: Her ex has written a novel based on their relationship in which he refers to her throughout as the “fat-assed girlfriend.” Her response to this affront is just one of the many hilarious stories in My Boyfriend Wrote a Book About Me-a laugh-out-loud, tell-all in which Hilary sets the record straight for all her exes.
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A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again - David Foster Wallace
A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Againartwork A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again
An Essay
David Foster Wallace
Genre: Humor
Price: $1.99
Publish Date: April 1, 2012
Publisher: Little, Brown and Company
Seller: Hachette Book Group

One of David Foster Wallace's most famous essays, now available as an eBook short. Beloved for his keen eye, sharp wit, and relentless self-mockery, David Foster Wallace has been celebrated by both critics and fans as the voice of a generation. In this hilarious essay, originally published in the collection A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again , he chronicles seven days in the Caribbean aboard the m.v. Zenith. As he partakes in supposedly fun activities offered on the luxury tour, he offers riotous anecdotes and unparalleled insight into contemporary American culture.
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Garfield at Large - Jim Davis
Garfield at Largeartwork Garfield at Large
His First Book
Jim Davis
Genre: Humor
Price: $9.99
Publish Date: July 12, 1984
Publisher: Random House Publishing Group
Seller: Random House Digital, Inc. (Books)

Like every great lasagna, Garfield was born in the kitchen of an Italian restaurant on a winter's night in 1978, while snow fell outside like grated parmesan cheese. He weighed five pounds, six ounces at birth--that's big for a kitten!--and right from the start showed a passion for Italian food. The restaurant owner, forced to choose between Garfield and closing his doors for lack of pasta, sold Garfield to a pet store. Garfield thought he was a goner until Jon Arbuckle walked in the door. The rest is history.
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Observations on a Life Not Yet Observed - Scott Douglas
Observations on a Life Not Yet Observedartwork Observations on a Life Not Yet Observed
Mildly Amusing Thoughts in the Form of Essays
Scott Douglas
Genre: Humor
Price: $2.99
Publish Date: July 16, 2010
Publisher: Sl
Seller: Scott La Counte

Scott Douglas, author of the humor memoir "Quiet, Please: Dispatches from a Public Librarian" offers further insights into the library world and life in general in this collection of over 15 essays and sketches. In this collection, Douglas writes about his epic quest for prophylactics in Baton Rouge, how he failed the high school reading test, how he may be part of the new gay, and his thoughts on the Christian porn industry--amongst many others.
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The Toilet Business - Stacey Wallace Benefiel
The Toilet Businessartwork The Toilet Business
Stacey Wallace Benefiel
Genre: Humor
Price: $2.99
Publish Date: May 18, 2011
Publisher: Stacey Wallace Benefiel
Seller: Smashwords

What (completely real) people are saying about The Toilet Business: "Hilarious!" - Stacey's BFF "I think I just peed a little. You're gonna change my name, right?" - "Chantal" "Can you get me some apple juice?" - G.Benefiel, age 4 "Wanna see me eat glass? Parking lot. Two minutes." - guy on the barstool next to me at the TT circa 1997* *Okay, that quote has nothing to do with The Toilet Business. It also had nothing to do with the conversation I was having with that guy in '97. ***** Stacey Wallace Benefiel has been a butcher, a baker and would totally entertain the idea of being a candlestick maker. Over the past eighteen years she’s worked nearly fifty jobs, ninety percent of which were crappy. From motel housekeeper, to fry cook, to Tower Records salesperson, Stacey has weathered her employment adventures with a smile on her face, uncomfortable shoes on her feet, and a double Jack and Coke in hand. Her employment history gives new meaning to the phrase retail therapy. ***** This e-book is intended for readers over 18 due to language and semi-illegal shenanigans. ***** The Toilet Business is a work of approximately 22,000 words.
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Rich Man Poor Man - Adam Carolla
Rich Man Poor Manartwork Rich Man Poor Man
Adam Carolla
Genre: Humor
Price: $5.99
Publish Date: January 17, 2012
Publisher: Crown Publishing Group
Seller: Random House Digital, Inc. (Books)

If you turn on the evening news or listen to NPR you’ll be bombarded with a non-stop parade of commentators pontificating on the ever expanding gap between the rich and the poor.  But is the chasm really that wide?  In Rich Man Poor Man, comedian and bestselling author Adam Carolla exposes the phenomena that are embraced by the really rich and the really poor--but never the middle class--like having an outdoor shower, wearing your pajamas all day, or always having your dog with you. Combining Adam's inimitable comedic voice and four-color illustrations by his friend Michael Narren, Rich Man Poor Man is a hilariously accurate look at what the people born with silver spoons in their mouths have in common with the people whose only utensils are plastic sporks stolen from a Shakey's.
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The Chuck-It List - Steven Bennett
The Chuck-It Listartwork The Chuck-It List
Steven Bennett
Genre: Humor
Price: $0.99
Publish Date: August 19, 2011
Publisher: Steven Bennett
Seller: Smashwords

Things I Have No Intention of Doing Before Bucketing
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Roughing It - Scott Douglas
Roughing Itartwork Roughing It
Scott Douglas
Genre: Humor
Price: $2.99
Publish Date: April 28, 2011
Publisher: Golgotha Press
Seller: Golgotha Press

Deep beneath the floors of every library is a secret few people know; here, in this unknown place of the library, are the books that pull the reader into another world, and show him what events inspired a writer to create a famous book. Thomas Weaver, a boy just trying to write a report about the gold rush, has discovered the secret, and his life is forever changed. Thomas goes back to California, 1865 to discover the West that Mark Twain knew. Thomas thought he would go back in time, talk to Twain, and then return to the real world. He quickly learns, however, that the book has other plans. He cannot return to the real world until he has experienced the West. Along with his adventurous cousin, Will, Thomas sees firsthand a bank robbery, learns how to pan for gold, talks to drifters who left everything because they hoped to strike it rich, narrowly escapes death twice, and ultimately learns that there is more to the California Gold Rush than just gold.
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I'll Mature When I'm Dead - Dave Barry
I'll Mature When I'm Deadartwork I'll Mature When I'm Dead
Dave Barry's Amazing Tales of Adulthood
Dave Barry
Genre: Humor
Price: $12.99
Publish Date: May 4, 2010
Publisher: Penguin Group US
Seller: Penguin Group (USA) Inc.

The New York Times bestse;;er from "the funniest man in America" ( New York Times ). Not everyone has to be dragged kicking and screaming through adulthood. Let Pulitzer Prizewinning humorist and nationally un recognized voice of maturity Dave Barry make the journey a little easier-and a lot funnier-with his hilarious takes on parenting, changing self-image, the battle of the sexes, technology, health care, celebrityhood-and even vampires!
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Thank You Notes - Jimmy Fallon & the Writers of Late Night
Thank You Notesartwork Thank You Notes
Jimmy Fallon & the Writers of Late Night
Genre: Humor
Price: $8.99
Publish Date: May 23, 2011
Publisher: Grand Central Publishing
Seller: Hachette Book Group

Jimmy Fallon is very thankful. And in this first book to come from his TV show, he expresses his gratitude for everything from the light bulb he's too lazy to replace to the F12 button on his computer's keyboard. He thanks microbreweries for making his alcoholism seem like a neat hobby. He thanks the name "Lloyd" for having two L's. Otherwise it would just sound like "Loyd." He thanks the slow-moving family walking in front of him on the sidewalk. Without this "barricade of idiots," he might never have been forced to walk in the street and risk getting hit by a car in order to get around them. He's thankful to you, the person reading this right now. It means you're considering buying this book. You should do it. You will be thankful that you did.
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You Might Be a Zombie and Other Bad News - Cracked.com
You Might Be a Zombie and Other Bad Newsartwork You Might Be a Zombie and Other Bad News
Shocking but Utterly True Facts
Cracked.com
Genre: Humor
Price: $11.99
Publish Date: December 28, 2010
Publisher: Penguin Group US
Seller: Penguin Group (USA) Inc.

You're going to wish you never picked up this book. Some facts are too terrifying to teach in school. Unfortunately, Cracked.com is more than happy to fill you in: * A zombie apocalypse? It could happen. 50% of humans are infected with a parasite that can take over your brain. * The FDA wouldn't let you eat bugs, right? Actually, you might want to put down those jelly beans. And that apple. And that strawberry yogurt. * Think dolphins are our friends? Then these sex-crazed thrill killers of the sea have you right where they want you. * The most important discovery in the history of genetics? Francis Crick came up with it while on LSD. * Think you're going to choose whether or not to buy this book? Scientists say your brain secretly makes all your decisions 10 seconds before you even know what they are.
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Naked - David Sedaris
Nakedartwork Naked
David Sedaris
Genre: Humor
Price: $9.99
Publish Date: May 4, 2009
Publisher: Little, Brown and Company
Seller: Hachette Book Group

In Naked, David Sedaris's message alternately rendered in Fakespeare, Italian, Spanish, and pidgin Greek is the same: pay attention to me. Whether he's taking to the road with a thieving quadriplegic, sorting out the fancy from the extra-fancy in a bleak fruit-packing factory, or celebrating Christmas in the company of a recently paroled prostitute, this collection of memoirs creates a wickedly incisive portrait of an all-too-familiar world. It takes Sedaris from his humiliating bout with obsessive behavior in A Plague of Tics to the title story, where he is finally forced to face his naked self in the mirrored sunglasses of a lunatic. At this soulful and moving moment, he picks potato chip crumbs from his pubic hair and wonders what it all means. This remarkable journey into his own life follows a path of self-effacement and a lifelong search for identity, leaving him both under suspicion and overdressed.
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Holidays on Ice - David Sedaris
Holidays on Iceartwork Holidays on Ice
David Sedaris
Genre: Humor
Price: $8.99
Publish Date: May 4, 2009
Publisher: Little, Brown and Company
Seller: Hachette Book Group

David Sedaris's beloved holiday collection is new again with six more pieces, including a never before published story. Along with such favorites as the diaries of a Macy's elf and the annals of two very competitive families, are Sedaris's tales of tardy trick-or-treaters ("Us and Them"); the difficulties of explaining the Easter Bunny to the French ("Jesus Shaves"); what to do when you've been locked out in a snowstorm ("Let It Snow"); the puzzling Christmas traditions of other nations ("Six to Eight Black Men"); what Halloween at the medical examiner's looks like ("The Monster Mash"); and a barnyard secret Santa scheme gone awry ("Cow and Turkey"). No matter what your favorite holiday, you won't want to miss celebrating it with the author who has been called "one of the funniest writers alive" ( Economist ).
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This Is a Book - Demetri Martin
This Is a Bookartwork This Is a Book
Demetri Martin
Genre: Humor
Price: $9.99
Publish Date: April 25, 2011
Publisher: Grand Central Publishing
Seller: Hachette Book Group

From the renowned comedian, creator, star and executive producer/multiple title-holder of Comedy Central's Important Things with Demetri Martin comes a bold, original, and rectangular kind of humor book. Demetri's first literary foray features longer-form essays and conceptual pieces (such as Protagonists' Hospital , a melodrama about the clinic doctors who treat only the flesh wounds and minor head scratches of Hollywood action heroes), as well as his trademark charts, doodles, drawings, one-liners, and lists (i.e., the world views of optimists, pessimists and contortionists), Martin's material is varied, but his unique voice and brilliant mind will keep readers in stitches from beginning to end.
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How to Archer - Sterling Archer
How to Archerartwork How to Archer
The Ultimate Guide to Espionage, Style, Women, and Cocktails Ever Written
Sterling Archer
Genre: Humor
Price: $9.99
Publish Date: January 17, 2012
Publisher: It Books
Seller: HarperCollins

Hi. I see you’re reading the back of my book. This tells me that you either: A) are hoping to find a brief summary of what to expect from a how-to book by Sterling Archer, the world’s greatest secret agent, or B) don’t know how books work. If your answer was “A,” your best bet is probably the table of contents, which is where you’ll find the “contents” of this book listed in a convenient, easy-to-read “table” format. So maybe go check that out for a minute and then come back here. I’ll wait. . . . Pretty cool, right? What other book will teach you how to dress properly and how to drive an elephant? How to field strip an AK-47 and how to haggle with a Thai prostitute—in her native tongue? How to pilot an airboat and how to make about a million delicious cocktails, including a Molotov one? How to kill a guy and how to prepare a fabulous brunch? Plus how to do tons of other stuff that I forgot, but that is nonetheless probably in this book (which, to be honest, I really only kinda skimmed). So if you want to learn more about how to be more—or at all—like Sterling Archer, the world’s greatest secret agent, quit smearing your greasy fingerprints all over this book and buy it. For one thing, I really need the royalties. For another thing, the last time I checked, this wasn’t a damn library. (Note: If your answer was “B,” this probably isn’t the book you want to start with.)
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Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim - David Sedaris
Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denimartwork Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim
David Sedaris
Genre: Humor
Price: $9.99
Publish Date: June 1, 2004
Publisher: Little, Brown and Company
Seller: Hachette Book Group

David Sedaris plays in the snow with his sisters. He goes on vacation with his family. He gets a job selling drinks. He attends his brother's wedding. He mops his sister's floor. He gives directions to a lost traveler. He eats a hamburger. He has his blood sugar tested. It all sounds so normal, doesn't it? In his newest collection of essays, David Sedaris lifts the corner of ordinary life, revealing the absurdity teeming below its surface. His world is alive with obscure desires and hidden motives -- a world where forgiveness is automatic and an argument can be the highest form of love. Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim is another unforgettable collection from one of the wittiest and most original writers at work today.
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The Slackers Guide to U.S. History - John Pfeiffer & Don Stewart
The Slackers Guide to U.S. Historyartwork The Slackers Guide to U.S. History
The Bare Minimum on Discovering America, the Boston Tea Party, the California Gold Rush, and Lots of Other Stuff Dead White Guys Did
John Pfeiffer & Don Stewart
Genre: Humor
Price: $9.99
Publish Date: September 18, 2009
Publisher: F+W Media
Seller: F+W Media, Inc.

What does Miley Cyrus have in common with Sacagawea? How could Steve Jobs have helped Eisenhower? What does the moon landing have to do with the Hilton sisters? In less time than it takes to recite the preamble to the Constitution, most Americans can spout off all their U.S. history knowledge. (Hint: it starts with “In 1492” and ends with “sailed the ocean blue.”) That’s because most history books are as interesting as the phone book—and have the same number of pages. The average Joe (the guy who TiVo’d John Adams on HBO but won’t make Colonial Williamsburg his next vacation spot) needs a witty and edgy history book—and he has it, with with this guide. Hysterical authors—and self-described slackers—Don Stewart and John Pfeifer give readers the bare minimum on important events such as: The Civil War (the war that pitted brother vs. brother—about the bruthas) The expedition of Lewis and Clark (the ultimate road trip) The Boston Tea Party (not much of a party unless that tea was from Long Island) The assassination of JFK (one vacation that ended particularly badly) Combining current pop culture references and accessible historical information, this satirical book catches readers up on what they slept through in History 101.
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